Michele Bachmann...no words can do her justice

Current Minnesota House of Representatives member and potential 2012 Presidential candidate

• We're in a state of crisis where our nation is literally ripping apart at the seams right now, and lawlessness is occurring from one ocean to the other. And we're seeing the fulfillment of the Book of Judges here in our own time, where every man's doing that which is right in his own eyes--in other words, anarchy
• On same-sex marriage: It isn't that some gay will get some rights. It's that everyone else in our state will lose rights. For instance, parents will lose the right to protect and direct the upbringing of their children. Because our K-12 public school system, of which ninety per cent of all youth are in the public school system, they will be required to learn that homosexuality is normal, equal and perhaps you should try it. And that will occur immediately, that all schools will begin teaching homosexuality
• And what a bizarre time we're in when a judge will say to little children that you can't say the pledge of allegiance, but you must learn that homosexuality is normal and you should try it
• If you are involved in the gay and lesbian lifestyle, it's bondage. It is personal bondage, personal despair and personal enslavement
• I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders
• It is horrific to know that in the African American community, 50 percent of all African American pregnancies in the United States end in abortion, 50 percent. That is genocide of African Americans of the United States. It should not be. There are Americans all across this country who would love to adopt African American babies, but they can't because 50 percent of all African American pregnancies today are ending in abortion.
• If we took away the minimum wage--if conceivably it was gone--we could potentially virtually wipe out unemployment completely because we would be able to offer jobs at whatever level
• There are hundreds and hundreds of scientists, many of them holding nobel prizes, who believe in intelligent design (and she's right, but the problem with her statement is that yes, hundreds do...about 700 according to the discovery institute. Effectively though, this means 99% of scientists support evolution.)

And if that weren't enough, there's also this:

If she actually becomes a serious presidential candidate, I'm fucking out of here.