Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Pregnancy Is Such a Special Time

I don't think there's anything more I can say. All in all, this made me pretty nauseated. She's definitely a typical American and that has me scared. Deeply.

English! Do you speak it, motherfuckers?

Apparently not. 

If It Looks Like a Crook and Sounds Like a Crook...

Then it must be a fucking crook, America!

I'm wholeheartedly disconcerted over the fact that Rick Perry has gained so much ground in the polls since announcing his run for the Presidency. This guy has swindled his own state in so many ways it's pathetic, yet here we are--actually wondering what a country run by Rick Perry would be like. I can tell you. Done. We'll be done. Let's take an eye-opening look at his track record:

  • When Obama offered states federal stimulus money, Texan Governor Rick Perry shouted loudly about the inherent wrongness of accepting it and vowed his state would never do so....He made these statements AFTER he accepted $6 billion dollars to help balance the over $6 billion deficit in Texas' budget.
  • Taxes in Texas disproportionately target lower income families. 
  • When facing reelection, Perry was given clear evidence from a number of forensic science experts that Cameron Todd Willingham, who was about to be executed, was innocent. Perry stated that Willingham wasn't the kind of guy whose innocence mattered. To Perry, it doesn't matter if you didn't commit the crime you were charged with...all that matters is whether or not you donated money to support his campaign. (Oh and part of the state's evidence against Willingham were "satanic" posters in his bedroom. They were Iron Maiden and Led Zeppelin posters.)
  • Perry, like Bush before him, is known for executions. He is also known for his anti-spending rhetoric. Those two characteristics don't jive, so to speak. For every death sentence in Texas, enough money is spent to keep a public school afloat. In fact, funding for these death sentences are taken away from other areas of government. That means prison budgets and education budgets are slashed. Ultimately, you're left with an education issue and a crime issue. Instead of looking at his state and realizing that execution after execution after execution has done nothing, absolutely nothing, to reduce the murder rates in Texas, Perry pushes forward. He's a Jesus lovin' eye-for-an-eye kind of fella, after all. There's always room in the budget for a lynchin'! Ya'll don't worry yer purty lil' heads none 'bout that. We'll charge the poor folks an outrageous yearly fee for lettin' their young 'uns ride the school bus. 

Friday, August 19, 2011

Responsible Parenting 103

Nothing stops us from our parental duties.

Even happy hour with the work crew at that hip outdoor bar downtown.

Sunday, August 14, 2011

We're Perfect Role Models

This is typical. And it's incredibly embarrassing to be associated with this person as
both a female and an American...I actually shuddered as I read it.

We're Open Minded and Tolerant

And on an elementary school, no less... It's incredibly disgusting how narrow minded we are despite the fact that civil rights movements took place more than 50 fucking years ago. This is the kind of person I would rather spit on than talk to and it has nothing to do with her skin color. She's a fucking idiot.

Friday, August 5, 2011

A place that isn't obsessed with "perfection".

I originally intended this post to be about the spending costs of the newest Michael Bay film:  Transformers: Dark of the Moon.  I was fumbling through google searching facts about how much money was wasted making this film and the generous profits it earned.  I was also genuinely interested in seeing how much a certain new young sex symbol for American entertainment was getting paid for her role in this movie-- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley apparently has made a mark on Americans and what they view as the ideal woman.  Right down to what they searched for the most when I typed in her name....

Her weight.  That's right, the number one suggestion based on typical searches was Rosie's weight.  Appearance really is everything I guess.