Proud To Be An American

So....he knows enough about politics to protest, but he doesn't have the brains it takes to spell "morons?"

We Want Better For Our Children

And what can we expect when A) parents allow this sort of thing and B) these are their role models:

Katy Perry--She made about $15 million last year. 

Miley Cyrus--She made $48 million

$64 million...for Britney....

beyonce: $87 million

lady gaga: $62 million

So, these women were paid $276 million dollars last year to be such good influences on our children

Part of our quality television comes from casting great American working class people.

So we'd hire these guys?

Who look like these guys...

Over these guys?

I bet these guys would be glad to take $200,000 bucks for A&E to video them nabbing bad guys.

Professional Service, Outstanding Results.  What more could you ask for?

Oh wait...

We definitely don't condone brainwashing.

We instill values of love and tolerance in our children.

Priorities? Quadruple check!

One out of 50—or about 1.5 million—American children are homeless each year, according to a 2009 study by the National Center on Family Homelessness.






More than 8.4 million people watch the mtv series "Jersey Shore." Cast members of the show make anywhere from $28,000 to $40,000 PER EPISODE, and receive ratings-based bonuses of up to $180,000. That's right, America. You are paying these pieces of shit FOUR TIMES more than the average American's yearly income to spread diseases and kill your braincells, while your brethren starve on the streets.

Health: It's Obviously One of Our Top Concerns

Maybe that's why so many of us look like this:

We Know the Importance of Leading an Active Lifestyle